PappU Jokes

Pappu:- baba mujhe rasta dikhao,meri shadi nhi ho rhi hai, mai chintit hu.

baba:-beta aap kya krte hoPappu:-shadi hone ke liye kon sa
kam uchit rahega..??baba:-tum mithai ki dukan khol loPappu:-baba , wo kholi hui hai, mere father
ki mithai ki hi dukan haibaba:- Shanivar k din subah 9 baje khola kroPappu:-  shani mandir k paas hi
meri dukan , 9 baje hi kholta hubaba:- kale rang k kutte ko mithai
khilaya kroPappu:-  mere ghar me kala kutta
hi hai , subah shyam mithai
khilata hubaba:-somvar ko shiv mandir jaya
kroPappu:-me keval somvar hi nhi
har din shiv mandir jata hubaba:- kitne bhai bahan hoPappu:- baba aap k hisab se shadi k liye kitne
bhai bahan hone
chhaiye
Baba:- do bhai ek bahanPappu:-  mere sach me do bhai ek
bahen hi haibaba:- daan diya karoPappu:- baba mene anath ashram
khol rakha hai, roz daan karta hubaba:- badrinath kitni baar gye hoPappu:-  baba aap ke hisab se shadi
ke liye kitni baar badrinath jana
chahiye….??baba:- kam se kam 2 barPappu:-  me bhi 2 baar hi gya hubaba:- nile rang ki shirt pehna kroPappu:-  baba mere pas nile rang ki
hi shirt hi, kal dhone k liye utari thi, aaj
subah fir pehan lugaPappu:-  Baba ek sawal puchubaba:- ha jarurPappu:-  kya mere mathe pe aap ko
chutiya likha hua dikh raha hai….??baba:- nahi toPappu:-  to fir kyo itne sare logo ko
baithe bithaye chutiya banate
ho Baba ek baat aur bolubaba:- ha boloPappu:- mai pehle se shadi shuda hu aur 2 baccho ka baap bhi. Idhar se gujar
raha tha, socha thoda time pass kar lu ..
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Pappu Rocked…BABA Shocked…

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